7 things to do when the office is closed
7. Sit back, relax, and check your work email.
6. Plan how you’ll passionately defend yourself at your next performance review.
5. Feel guilty about not checking your work email more often.
4. Get angry at people who aren’t responding to your work emails, esp. those marked “urgent.”
3. Call the office to make sure it is actually closed, and that you havent been the victim of the most passive aggressive firing ever.
2. Check your outbox to confirm your urgent work emails were indeed sent.
1. Go in to the office to “get a head start on thing.”
