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7 Things You Shouldn’t Do Drunk:

1. Drive
2. Ride a bike
3. Your taxes
4. Blog, Vlog, Tweet, Knit, etc.
5. Have sex with animals*
6. Put your Social Security Number on Facebook
7. Pills**

* Seriously Guys. I shouldn’t have to say this. You should never, under any circumstances, have sex with animals. Being drunk doesn’t excuse this behavior.

** Very Important!!