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7 Things You Never Want to Hear During Sex

1. “They’ve just reinstated the draft.”
2. “Viral hepatitis is a silent killer.”
3. “The Germans have invaded Poland!”
4. “The building is on fire and all the exits are blocked! We’re trapped!”
5. “The earth is about to collide with the sun!”
6. “I will now read you some of my slam poetry.”
7. “We just got your test results back. It’s not hepatitis. It’s cancer.”